The devil made us do it!!!!

Worried about your image? Want to be HIP*?
Well, we've got the T-shirts for you!!

These thoughts are slightly off the wall,
You sure won't find them at the mall.
Don't just practice and act surly,
Wear these shirts and be real EARLY!

*HIP: Historically Informed Performance, of course!


Our novelties change from time to time,
Right now it's a cookbook, how sublime!
From apricot bars to Tavouk Gueunksis,
Try our Quaresimali and Kourambiethes!